Guidelines for Legion of Doom Troops:
- Before performing guard duty, familiarize yourself with the sound of a tossed pebble, and learn to avoid being distracted by it.
- When performing guard duty, do not stare continually in one direction, but take a moment now and then to look around.
- And while you're pulling guard duty, if anyone shows up with a prisoner transfer or maintenance job, and you don't know about it, arrest them on the spot.
- When you are fighting intruders, do not fight them quietly, but yell "Intruder!" while you still have breath.
- When issued armou pick on to Actually Be The Hero masquerading as one of the villagers.
- Test your armor's Ability to stop a minimum of one sword thrust or laser blast, and if it Does Not Give at least this much protection, respectfully inquire after Something Better.
- Make sure your headgear That Allows for a Useful field of vision.
- Remember That if the Hero and / or historical Comrades Are Being purposely allowed to escape, There Is No Need For You To Get Killed in your effort "to" prevent "the escape. If a prisoner
- Suddenly Takes ill, notify the Evil Overlord and historical Await instructions. Do Not Go Into the cell to examine him / her yourself.
- If you're on patrol and your partner mysteriously Disappears, call for bac
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