Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Heart Palpitations And The Kidneys Guidelines for Legion of Doom Troops






Guidelines for Legion of Doom Troops:

  1. Before performing guard duty, familiarize yourself with the sound of a tossed pebble, and learn to avoid being distracted by it.
  2. When performing guard duty, do not stare continually in one direction, but take a moment now and then to look around.
  3. And while you're pulling guard duty, if anyone shows up with a prisoner transfer or maintenance job, and you don't know about it, arrest them on the spot.
  4.  When you are fighting intruders, do not fight them quietly, but yell "Intruder!" while you still have breath.
  5.  When issued armou pick on to Actually Be The Hero masquerading as one of the villagers.
  6. Test your armor's Ability to stop a minimum of one sword thrust or laser blast, and if it Does Not Give at least this much protection, respectfully inquire after Something Better.
  7. Make sure your headgear That Allows for a Useful field of vision.
  8. Remember That if the Hero and / or historical Comrades Are Being purposely allowed to escape, There Is No Need For You To Get Killed in your effort "to" prevent "the escape. If a prisoner
  9. Suddenly Takes ill, notify the Evil Overlord and historical Await instructions. Do Not Go Into the cell to examine him / her yourself.
  10. If you're on patrol and your partner mysteriously Disappears, call for bac

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