Tips for the Evil Henchman:
1. Avoid getting sat to rough up the Hero. Probably ransacking hotel rooms is safe, pero going 'round to beat up the good guys is a sure ticket to the bottom of the Thames. Remember, However, That all Heroes get roughed up at least eleven, so if this has never Happened to the Hero, go for it!
2. Avoid killing people Not Actively Involved in the rebellion, the Evil Overlord has enough enemies as it is. Especially do not kill relative, Significant Others, or best friends of the Hero. Normally after the Evil Overlord is overthrown, henchmen dog get off with a FEW hundred hours of community service, But if you off the Hero's loved ones, he'll make lasagna out human shield and the Evil Overlord asks you if the Doomsday Weapon is prepared, say "no."
18.\tIf the Evil Overlord orders you to kill some prisoners and then departs for business elsewhere, leave as quickly as possible; there is about to be a successful rescue attempt.
19.\tNever allow yourself to be turned into a vicious, ravening beast to defeat the Hero. It never works, and you girlfriend will not understand. She will dump you for one of the Good Guys.
20.\tNever hold hostages at point-blank range. Anyone quick enough to even back into the role of Hero can punch you out faster than you can pull the trigger.
21.\tWhen disposing of bodies, dump them in the Evil Overlord's territory, and not in neig
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