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Everything you need to know, I learned from my Mom
enseñoa My mother :

APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE:
If you are going to kill do it outside. I just finished cleaning!

My mother taught me RELIGION:
"better pray that will come out of the carpet.

"My mother taught me LOGIC:
" Because I said so, so ... period!!

My mother taught me PREDICTIONS:
"Make sure you are wearing clean underwear without holes, in case you have an accident
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My mother taught me , or IRONY:
"Keep crying and I'll give you a real reason to cry."

enseñoa My mother be saved:
"Save the tears for when I die! "

OSMOSIS My mother taught me:
" Shut up and eat !!!!! C
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My mother taught me twitching: "Look at the dirt you have on your neck, fijate!


My mother taught me strength and will: " ; you going to stay seated until you eat all
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"My mother taught me WEATHER:
" It looks like a hurricane past your room.

My mother taught me hypocrisy?
"I've said it a million times do not be overstated!


My mother taught me CYCLE DE LIFE: "I brought you into this world, and I can make of it.


My mother taught me PATTERNS OF BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION: " Stop acting like your father !!!!!


My mother taught me ENVY: "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who do not have a mom as wonderful as yours! ;

My mother taught me skills of ventriloquism:
"Do not grumble, shut up and answer me: Why did you?

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